Smart House

Alright, everyone. Get ready to scrap those smart cars and trash those smart phones because the next step in the electronic revolution is finally here! Introducing the Smart House, with its patented floor sucking technology, smoothie making prowess, and overwhelming desire to satisfy your every need - even mothers are a thing of the past! That’s right, this baby cooks for you, cleans for you, and will help you seduce any eighth grade girl within a twelve mile radius, goddess or otherwise. The only thing it can’t seem to do is fucking relax.