Disney Dunces

Good news, everyone! The boys are back from podcast school and as it turns out, you just can’t teach these old dogs new tricks. So enjoy this less than insightful summary of a film surrounding a man-made pandemic and a stolen election, not that you’d pick up on that listening to this. It’s their artsiest, fartsiest film to date, Isle of Dogs!

 

What do you get when you cross three dunces and two eight minute long animated shorts? Apparently a forty-minute conversation about God knows what. It’s The wonderful world of Disney’s wonderfully delightful, The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse!

Look, Thanksgiving may be canceled, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still be grateful for the fact that you don’t have to listen to this episode! It’s the holiday special befitting of the year 2020, Pocahontas!

Can you imagine a world where Disney forced all of their greatest villains onto an island where they proceeded to just bang each other? Well imagine no longer, because you’re living in it! It’s a lesson in the importance of contraception if anything, Disney’s Descendants! And no, it's not nearly as good as you hoped it would be.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… but not nearly as long ago as the other films. Because at long last, it's time to start the final trilogy in the trilogy of trilogies! And let's face it, it's the seventh one of these that the Dunces have covered - do you really need a summary to know what to expect? Han Solo is a rapist, Dragonball Z is the best, and a frenchman’s plumbing situation is infinitely more interesting than any of these films. It’s Disney Dunces: Episode LXXXII - Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens!

Yet another Season of Boys has come and gone, and the Dunces are left this week to face their own mortality. And what better way to do it than to take a look at the afterlife as told by the fine folks at Disney’s Pixar!?! Don’t call it the finale, they skipped right to the epilogue! It’s Disney and Pixar’s, and yours and mine, Coco! Except for you gringo, you don’t get a film.

Let’s be honest here, what could possibly be scarier than actually sitting down to watch an episode of modern day Simpsons? An episode on an episode, specifically The Simpsons: Tree House of Horror XXXI!

I’m going to be straight with you guys, if you’ve never seen the hit Nickelodeon computer-animated original series "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius", based off of the hit Nickelodeon computer-animated original film "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius", you should probably skip this one as there is nothing of value here for you. On the other hand however, if you live and breathe the hit Nickelodeon computer-animated original series, "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius", you should probably skip this one as well as there is nothing of value here for you either. It’s a Halloween DCOM in setting alone, Can of Worms!

Ruh-roh! A spell has been placed on Halloweentown turning it and all its denizens grey in both personality and appearance. But have no fear, Agitha Cromwell and her granddaughter, Marnie are on the case! The only question is, will Benny the cabbie be able to get them to Aggie’s spell book in time to reverse the incantation, or is Halloweentown doomed to an eternity of boredom? Find out as we kick off this year's Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spook-tacular with Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge!

What do you get when you cross Marvel’s The X-Men with that typical Disney magic that we’ve all come to expect? Not this - this is more like Marvel’s The X-Men inbred with Marvel’s The X-Men, and reviews about as well as any Marvel’s The X-Men movie has reviewed in the past 5 years. It’s the DCOM disguised as a DPOM, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals.