Disney Dunces

Noelle

So this is Christmas, and my god, Ms. Kringle, what have you done? Another year over, and a new crisis has begun - but don’t worry, the Dunces are here to cover this tragedy and two others that have definitely totally happened for like realsies. It's a Christmas special like every other Christmas special that has come before it, not to mention, the most progressive DPOM to date, it's Noelle!

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… three dunces got together in order to needlessly summarize the first/fourth installment of what is perhaps the most iconic film franchise of all time. To which they then double down on the needlessness of it all by attempting to summarize the episode summarizing the first/fourth installment of what is perhaps the most iconic film franchise of all tim It’s Disney Dunces Episode XXXV: Star Wars: Episode IV - A new Hope! 

Smart House

Alright, everyone. Get ready to scrap those smart cars and trash those smart phones because the next step in the electronic revolution is finally here! Introducing the Smart House, with its patented floor sucking technology, smoothie making prowess, and overwhelming desire to satisfy your every need - even mothers are a thing of the past! That’s right, this baby cooks for you, cleans for you, and will help you seduce any eighth grade girl within a twelve mile radius, goddess or otherwise. The only thing it can’t seem to do is fucking relax.

Frozen 2

It used to be that when Disney felt like releasing a subpar sequel to one of its animated hits, they’d have the courtesy of just farting it out on Disney VHS and DVD so that you could enjoy it from the comfort of your own home. But I guess when you give those films an actual budget and keep the original cast, they start to expect people to pay the full price of admission to make up the difference. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Disney's Frozen II.  

Lady and the Tramp (2019)

Listen up bitches and uhhh... male dogs? Get ready to split your spaghetti and pucker up on this wonderful bella notte, because Disney+ has finally arrived! And what better way to celebrate than to listen to the Dunces cover an exclusive direct-to-streaming service live action remake of the beloved classic that everyone remembers fully and completely. It’s Lady and the Tramp, now with 99.9% less racist caricatures!

The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live!

Had we covered The Little Mermaid prior to this episode, this is the part where we would just copy and paste that description, sprinkle in a few new words here and there, and create a disgusting Frankenstein monstrosity of a description. But instead, we guess we'll just leave it to The Wonderful World of Disney™️, it's The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live!

Frozen

Alright, so this is a little awkward... it’s almost like the Dunces went to podcast school and none of them got sent to the corner. They talk about the movie, they talk about the songs, and they even cover the plausibility of fan theories that span across Disney’s extended universe. I mean okay, there might just be one little thing about troll gods, but hey, pobody’s nerfect. So join us in this no frills, just chills episode covering Disney’s break out hit, Frozen! Expect expectations to be subverted.

Hocus Pocus

Listen up bitches, because it’s time for witches. And we’re talking REAL witches here, none of that make-believe J.K. Rowling level poppycockery. So grab the nearest virgin and have them light your blackest flame, because the Sanderson Sisters are coming to town! It’s Hocus Pocus!

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Fall is here, Fall is here, it’s a wonderful time of year! That’s right, people! The air is crisper, the days are shorter, and the boys are finally ripe for the picking. So join the Dunces as they celebrate yet another bountiful harvest at the second happiest place on Earth, Dark’s Pandemonium Carnival! Just ignore that pricking of your thumbs, because it’s time for the family friendly fall classic, Something Wicked This Way Comes!

Halloweentown

Oh boy, oh boy! It's not just the scares that keep on coming in this next installment of the Disney Dunces Scares Stupid Spooktacular! So get ready to stroke those nostalgia boners and whatever other boners that may just so happen to pop up, because this time the Dunces are running train on two classic Disney owned properties in this marathon down memory lane. It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Halloweentown… mainly!