Disney Dunces

Amphibia - Season 1

Hoppy days are here again! The Dunces are back, and they really toad the line in this by the brookes episode filled with the same ribbiting conversation you’ve come to expect. Let’s just hop you don’t suffer from any frog related amphobias, as we discuss season 1 of Disney Channel’s newtest original animated series, Amphibia! 

The Lion King (2019)

If you were lucky enough to not see this one in theaters yet, then do yourself a favor and listen to this instead. This is the only time that we feel for once that these Dunces actually put some knowledge out into the world. Sure, it's mostly about hyena clitorises and how not to act in a movie theater, but that's a lot more than this film could ever teach you. It's The Lion King again, but bad!

Stitch! The Movie

Aloha, Cousin! Did you ever think to yourself, “Hey if Stitch is experiment #626, just what exactly happened to the other 625 experiments?” Yeah, us neither. We just kind of assumed that they succumbed to a fiery heat death like any other good failed experiment, but maybe evil space scientists do things just a bit differently. So please, join the Dunces while we go over the preamble to the hit animated television show, Lilo & Stitch: The Series, that sparked the japanimated Stitch!, which inevitably leads to the Chinese produced, Stitch & Ai. For your listening pleasure, it's the made for TV special, Direct-to-VHS-and-Disney-DVD feature, Stitch! The Movie!

The Lion King

What are you doing?! You’ve seen this movie!  And multiple times I bet!! Hell, I’d wager that it's probably your favorite movie, or at the very least in the top ten. You’ve probably memorized all of the songs and break out all of your favorite quotes on the daily. And also let’s be honest, this film probably played a part in your sexual awakening. Yet still you’ve bothered to come here to listen to the Dunces dunce all over this beloved classic? Well if you insist... ladies and gentlemen we present to you, The Lion King.

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Your friendly neighborhood dunces are back! This time, we're guiding you on a trip around the world! Pack your bags, people! We’re heading to Venice, Berlin, and places unknown to check out a tower and some kind of bridge! We'll also join some big festival of importance that we can’t seem to figure out the name of. Don't worry, we’ll be sure to talk extensively about subjects that we do understand so that this trip won’t be a total wash. Hold onto your butts for the plot twist that you always knew was coming, it's Sony Pictures presents Disney’s Marvel Studios, Spider-Man: Far From Home. 

Toy Story 4

The toys are back in town for this direct-to-video sequel of a sequel of a sequel. But luckily, the Dunces are here to guide you lost toys through all your existential questions and help you ignore your conscience in order to live life for yourself. It’s Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story 4!

...what the hell do you mean this was actually in theaters?!

Lilo & Stitch

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this episode are those of a single dunce and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of other hosts or entities with which the podcast has been, is currently, or ever will be affiliated with. Maybe your grandpa shares these views, but hey, it was a different time. Just laugh awkwardly and try to enjoy Thanksgiving, he won’t be around for much longer. It’s Lilo & Stitch!

Toy Story Toons of Terror that Time Forgot

If you’re like the rest of the world, you absolutely adore the Toy Story trilogy, and if so I’ve got some good news and bad news. The good news is that the Dunces are all about nothing but that rich Toy Story lore this episode. The bad news is, it covers the nonsense that you never bothered watching. So check your footwear for reptiles and pull out your child’s plaything while we explore exactly what lies beyond the infinity. Introducing all the Toy Story shorts and specials that take place after the events of Toy Story 3, it's Toy Story Toons, Toy Story of Terror, and Toy Story that Time Forgot!

Bolt

Alright guys, stay and listen to this one. No seriously, we need you to sit. Play dead if you must, just don’t roll over on us now. It might sound like the Dunces got a bad case of the zoomies, but do your best to heel, while we fetch a quality summary of Disney’s Bolt. Who’s a good boy?!

Aladdin (2019)

Now this is a story all about how, this film got flipped turned upside down. We’d like to take an hour, just sit right there. We’ll tell you how Disney recycled yet another one of their movies, while we recycle some of our jokes. It’s Disney’s Aladdin! Again!