Disney Dunces

Remember the Titans

I would argue that the harmonious melding of two desserts into something spectacular, while acknowledging that both Twix and doughnuts are still perfectly valid on their own, warrants a thirty minute discussion on the “Black History Special.” That being said though, the fried chicken bit was kinda fucked. It’s only as big of a problem as you make it, Remember the Titans!

How to Build a Better Boy

It’s important to take a look at another people's history and culture to better understand the struggles and barriers they’ve had to overcome in order to inspire and give a voice to the voiceless. It’s also important for the fine folks at Disney+ to look at more than a thumbnail and say, “yup, that's a black kid” before shoving whatever into the 'Celebrate Black Stories' category, yet here we are. It’s certainly a struggle to watch, How to Build a Better Boy!

Snow Dogs

Woof woof, mother mushers! The Disney Dunces Dog Days of Winter are rolling on strong with yet another canine cinematic masterpiece. So join the boys this week for a rousing game of KFM and watch as they learn that there's nothing 'thong' with sucking Wyngz right off the non-existent bone. It’s somehow not a paycheck for the Baha Men, Disney’s and Sisqó's Snow Dogs!

Like Mike

You know how I know that Like Mike and Air Bud take place in the same universe? Not once in this entire movie does anyone stop and question the fact that a 13 year old boy is playing professional basketball. It’s almost like they as a society have already accepted that there must not be a rule against it, so it's okay. The boys don’t bring it up either, but what do they know about sports right? It’s the paws clause in full effect, Like Mike!

Encanto

Whelp, the boys are finally back and with the Season 4 premiere in tow. But if I begin to summarize the talking points of this episode, the rest of this description would have to be an apology to all of Columbia and its people. So maybe we don’t talk about this one, yeah? It’s the episode that's chock full o’ nuts, Encanto!

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Are you guys ready for a SPECTACULAR Christmas special? With some ASTONISHING insight. Full of AMAZING guests. In one SENSATIONAL spectacle. Broadcasted in SUPERIOR sound quality. FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD. Well, look elsewhere. It’s the backdoor pilot we’ve all been dreaming of, Spider-Man: No Way Home!

The Santa Clause

Anyone here order the Hallouligan Burger (comes with a thirty minute distraction from that thing you don't want to discuss and halloumi cheese)? That's right boys, the Hululigans are here to stay because sometimes it’s safer to let the vermin leave when they are good and ready than risk getting rabies. It’s almost as dark as Tim Allen’s past, present, and future, The Santa Clause!

Richie Rich‘s Christmas Wish

Oh God, it looks like someone left the windows open and the HULU HOOLIGANS got in!! This week is nothing but murder monkeys and burger boys, so apologies to anyone out there expecting a comprehensive summary and review of an absolute Christmas classic. It’s the holiday staple that no one should include in their diet, Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish!

Ernest Saves Christmas

Here comes the boys, with yet another quirky Christmas crapshoot just in time for Hanukkah. Take this episode as a gift from our mishpocheh to yours, and let it serve as a nice reminder that you guys aren’t missing out on anything. It’s like he crawled so that the Geico Cavemen could run, Ernest Saves Christmas!

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Muppets are back, baby! Back to being the main point of discussion on the podcast that is. In any other context, they’ve been essentially dormant for years and any attempt at a revival has been met with a rather tepid response. It’s the Seinfeld of Christmas movies, The Muppet Christmas Carol!