Disney Dunces

Luca (2021)

What happens when two young supple fish boys arrive in a small harbor town whose citizens have only one thing on their mind? From the creative mind that brought you Beyond the Sea and Albino Alligator, comes a true cumming of age story like no other. It’s Disney’s and Pixar’s and Kevin Spacey’s idea of a good time, Luca!

Sky High

Fair warning, this is another one of those episodes that goes a little off the rails. But as long as you’ve seen Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Super, Dragon Ball GT, My Hero Academia, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation, The Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, The Magic School Bus, The Magic School Bus Rides Again, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans Go!, Seinfeld, Community, Family Guy, Lilo & Stitch, The Emperor’s New Groove, and The Venture Bros., you’re going to be okay! It’s the DCOM people had to pay to see, Sky High!

Cars (2006)

This episode of the Dunces features a very powerful movie with a very powerful message. Since you guys are listening to this nonsense, you’re probably not too bright, so I’ll spell it out for you. It doesn’t matter your upbringing, your station in life, or even how you turned out. You can end up anywhere in this wacky world, even at a Dairy Queen. It’s a movie that asks the hard-hitting question, Cars!

Cruella

In London Town, mentally troubled seamstress, Estella Miller is disregarded and mistreated by society. She then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and fashion crime. This path brings her face-to-face with her alter-ego: Cruella de Vil. It’s like Disney played Mad Libs with The Joker script, Cruella!

Descendants 2

Originally I was just going to copy and paste the intro paragraph on the "Gogo's Crazy Bones" Wikipedia page and call it a day, as I don’t know a damn thing about these little rubber idiots. But as it turns out, that article is something of an interesting read and I’d advise everyone to just check it out themselves. Anywho, here’s a fad filled with fads including unrelated fads to said fad, Descendants 2!

101 Dalmatians

Oh boy oh boy! There is no better way to celebrate 101 episodes than by giving you 101 reasons why you should listen to this episode:

1. I respect your time too much to even entertain this bit beyond one bullet point - you’re welcome.

It’s a good thing it's animated so we could avoid 101 moments of silence for this one, 101 Dalmatians!

Jack (1996)

One hundred episodes released means one hundred episode descriptions have been written, so I’m also celebrating something of a milestone myself. I’m dedicating this one to all of the people out there who take the time to read it. That means this one is for you Richard, and maybe Craig if someone happens to draw his attention to it. But not that third one, he’s way too handsome to be reading anything. It’s not at all the movie that was planned, Jack!

Big Hero 6

At one point in the film, Aunt Cass talks about how her celebratory hot wings are so spicy that she and Hiro are going to feel it in their buttholes tomorrow. The Dunces don’t cover that in the episode, but that's pretty cool. Anyway, it’s just like reading the comics (probably), Big Hero 6!

Piglet's Big Movie

They said it couldn’t be done. They said it was unpossible, prepostiserous, and unmimaginableble, tet the Dunces have pulled it off. They managed to find a group of friends who are not only dumber than they are, but are also just as mean to each other - and all it really took was a clean sweep of the 100 Acre Wood. Start sippin' that juice, because it’s time for Piglet’s Big Movie!

Big Shot (Series Premiere)

Here we have a show about an aging John Stamos coaching a basketball team at an all girls high school. We also know that the Dunces know nothing of basketball, so this episode will most likely be hyper focused on one thing and one thing alone. May God have mercy on us all. It’s exhibit A in the upcoming trial of the century, Big Shot!